Monday, January 7, 2008

The Things No One Told Me About Being a Parent



The Things No One Told Me About Being a Parent


  1. Babies eat 1-2 ounces at a time... yet they can spit up a full gallon (or it seems like it!).
  2. The clothes are little, but somehow they multiply like rabbits in the laundry basket.
  3. Everything health related revolves around poo. Who knew entire conversations can be all about poo - what color, what amount, what consistency, what frequency?
  4. In addition to point number 3, no one cares about your baby's poo.
  5. Things that used to gross you out (aka all bodily fluids) somehow don't bother you anymore.

1 comments:

Naomi said...

Hehehe. Yeah, they don't tell you teh same thing about owning a puppy.