Serenity Now!

I don't know what my problem is lately. Lately, I have no patience for anybody. At first, it was just road rage. That's understandable in this area. There's a lot of people who all need to be on the roads at exactly the same time and evidently, they're all late.


However, lately, everyone I know has just been driving me nuts. It just seems like there are less and less people in the world who are, you know, as awesome as I. I won't go into specifics as not to offend (because there is the chance you are driving me crazy), but it narrows down to the fact that people are not cool. I mean, seriously, here I am all laid-back and awesome and then out in the world, there are a bunch of crazies (yes, I call you crazy behind your back). I'm trying to find my happy place. I may have to swear off the internet just to avoid excess crazies, but you know, that would make me crazy.  Maybe I'll just have to find a cupcake.  PRONTO.  Or, another option?  People can just try (TRY, people!) to be as awesome as I am.