Little Miss: Whoa, this is weird.
Me: What is weird?
Little Miss: We're on time to school.
Conversation after every kid showed and told us what they brought for Show and Tell:
Little Miss: We forgot Show and Tell!The solution is that I had to explain to the teacher that Little Miss remembered Show and Tell last night, but somehow I forgot to have her grab something this morning. In our defense, Show and Tell is usually Friday, but there is no school tomorrow. The one day I forgot to wear a watch, too. Seriously, I think the winking was a good idea. I also told her to tell the class that she brought a long weekend for them. My humor was either above or beneath her.
Me: Well, what do we have on us? You can wink.
Little Miss shoots me a dirty look.
Me: I can get a baby wipe from the car. That's a "w" word.
Little Miss doesn't even acknowledge this option.
Me: You are wearing your WINTER coat.