Today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day. On the way to work, I even saw a man embrace the holiday by wearing a pirate hat with his suit. You don't see that everyday. Well, I don't. Maybe you do. I can't say I've ever had the desire to be a pirate. I'm not big on boats. I like regular bathing. It just always seemed so dirty and smelly and illegal to me. Still, who doesn't like to watch a pirate in the movies?