Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Mind Your Own Business!
Garlic is believed to have many health benefits. Not to mention that it keeps away the vampires so I hear. Not to mention the fact that garlic is tasty. So, I walked into my local Trader Joe's for a little lunch supplement and a beverage. I picked up some garlic hummus, Parmesan, Garlic & Herb pita chips, and a bottle of San Pellegrino. I go to check out and, after admiring how nice looking the cashier was, the bag boy (who was also good-looking even though he looked kind of dumb) started talking me up. He first told me that I was going to be all garlic-y later and then asked me how the weather was. It's like "dude, you have sliding doors 50 feet away from you that open every 20 seconds. You can feel what it's like outside unless your brain can't compute that wet means rain, heat means hot, chills mean cold." Also, so what if I turn into a big stinky garlic. It's my business. Don't criticize my shopping... or I'll criticize the hideous bleached streak in your hair. Just for that, I declined a bag and carried my snacks myself.