I've never known any trouble that an hour's reading didn't assuage.
Charles De Secondat (1689 - 1755)
Wednesday, November 18, 2015
So, it turns out, Captain doesn't need toys for Christmas. He loves to sit in the bathroom and play with a box of tampons. So, for $20, I can keep him entertained for a year. He takes them out, puts them back in, puts the box back on the shelf, passes them out to the family. Stocking stuffers!